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bell shit

Like a bellend but also a shit one.
Fred: Christ John you are such a bell shit.

John: Clear off you bellend.
by _pete_ October 4, 2006
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Taco bell shit

A shit so large, so powerful, so smelly that it can only have been caused by eating Taco Bell. These shits can be either runny or solid depending on the quality and the quantity of the Taco Bell you consumed.
Tom: Oh my god, I just had the most deadly Taco Bell shit.

Ben: I know, me and my girlfriend could smell it while boning in my room. The other side of the house.
by -=MoNsTeR-CoCk=- December 24, 2009
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Taco Bell Shit

Just look at the menu. It's what they sell.
Taco Bell Shit = "Look at all that shit on Taco Bell's menu! It makes me have a BM without even eating it."
by Rashe January 3, 2010
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taco bell shit pussy

my girlfriend had this before and she shat all over my face

i shitted me self also
joe: my girlfriend fucking taco bell shit pussy all over my dick and now its brown forever.
bob: i hate niggers!
by beanerhub July 13, 2023
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Bell Grande Shit

A massive bowel movement caused by eating those 99 cent half pound burritos off of the "Bell Grande Vaule Menu" at Taco Bell aka taco hell. The explosive shit that sprays the toilet looks exactly like the inside of one of their burritos, and if you got consumed enough of them (ususally in a drunken haze), the shit will actually smell like beans. After a bell grande shit, it takes half a roll of toilet paper to wipe properly.
"I just blew out the bathroom with a horrible bell grande shit. After smelling it though, I kind of want to get more taco bell."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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The shit on the Taco Bell

-The opposite of “the cherry on top
-synonymous to “the last straw
I slipped on some ice after work! It was the shit on the Taco Bell!!
by LordLorax July 10, 2023
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Shit my own bell

The process by which you become overly excited, frustrated, or any other strong emotion by a situation and unfortunate things happen to the body.
I got so pissed off at that stupid driver that cut me off I shit my own bell.
by Arthur Unkgnome April 24, 2011
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