bell shit

Like a bellend but also a shit one.

Fred: Christ John you are such a bell shit.

John: Clear off you bellend.

by _pete_ October 4, 2006

taco bell shits

A shit so powerful and ass exploding
Hot lava from your ass
Don't eat Taco Bell unless you want to face the pain

Eric: Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?
Alexis: I'm having Taco Bell shits

Eric: Ohhhhh.....(understands)

by peepeeissmall April 7, 2021

Taco bell shit

A shit so large, so powerful, so smelly that it can only have been caused by eating Taco Bell. These shits can be either runny or solid depending on the quality and the quantity of the Taco Bell you consumed.

Tom: Oh my god, I just had the most deadly Taco Bell shit.

Ben: I know, me and my girlfriend could smell it while boning in my room. The other side of the house.

by -=MoNsTeR-CoCk=- December 24, 2009

Taco Bell Shit

Just look at the menu. It's what they sell.

Taco Bell Shit = "Look at all that shit on Taco Bell's menu! It makes me have a BM without even eating it."

by Rashe January 3, 2010

taco bell shit pussy

my girlfriend had this before and she shat all over my face

i shitted me self also

joe: my girlfriend fucking taco bell shit pussy all over my dick and now its brown forever.
bob: i hate niggers!

by beanerhub July 13, 2023

Bell Grande Shit

A massive bowel movement caused by eating those 99 cent half pound burritos off of the "Bell Grande Vaule Menu" at Taco Bell aka taco hell. The explosive shit that sprays the toilet looks exactly like the inside of one of their burritos, and if you got consumed enough of them (ususally in a drunken haze), the shit will actually smell like beans. After a bell grande shit, it takes half a roll of toilet paper to wipe properly.

"I just blew out the bathroom with a horrible bell grande shit. After smelling it though, I kind of want to get more taco bell."

by old man withers November 11, 2006