belaboring his pumpkin 

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!

1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.

belaboring his pumpkin by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009

belabor 

To stray away from.

He aimlessly belabored from his task.

belabor by Larstait November 14, 2003

Belaborating 

Explaining a concept too much, adding way too much detail to the point that it becomes boring.

Honey, you're belaborating. Just get to the point.

Belaborating by Tdogg13 December 31, 2010

Belamour 

To be belamour is to be drawn from the side. Seen typically in art as a depiction of the side of face.

Everyone has two belamour angles.

'wow, the angle you took is a total belamour'
'I really like your style's choice of belamour'

Belamour by ruleski May 1, 2022

Gigi Belamour 

Gigi Belamour is the hottest chick ever! Watch out, she will steal your MAN with her fat ass jigglin’ booty! Gigi Belamour is a kind girl, but she hates annoying LOCALS... an example of someone she hates is AishaEroxtica/Dnxxxi, Gigi once stated ‘Danielle is the most annoying bitch I’ve ever met!’ Lastly, Gigi is an Icon, she inspires such a large audience, her fans, due to how much of a bad bitch she is! #STANGIGI

One time Gigi hit me in the face... it was AMAZING!

Have y’all heard of Gigi Belamour? She’s for sure the hottest girl in town!

Gigi Belamour... that’s hot!

Gigi Belamour by GIGIBELAMOURBIGGESTFAN February 2, 2020

belamourian 

belamourian; the political/artistic term defining the innate human need to be drawn from the side.

"This political is strictly anti-belamourian!"

belamourian by BelamourianBrett May 1, 2022

belamourianism 

belamourianism; the philosophical belief stating all beings should be viewed, and therefore depicted from a side angle (belamour angle), believing the front-face view (also called a agamour) is sacrilegious.

"I am a strict follower of belamourianism!"

belamourianism by BelamourianBrett May 1, 2022