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Being gay according to some people 

When people call you gay for slurping on your homies massive, succulent, juicy, delicious nuts once and thats Being gay according to some people

being gay for someone 

1. when a guy is literally is gay for another guy.

2. when a guy claims to be just friends with a girl so he either likes her in that way or he is just friends with her. therefore he is gay or he is genius with the ladies
1. Friend 1: "dude me and john hang out everywhere."

Friend 2: "dude, you're gay for him."

Friend 1: "What? I'm not gay!"

Friend 2: "Well you're being gay for someone right now..."

2. Friend 1: "I swear, me and Nisha are just friends"

Friend 2: "dude you can't just be friends. that's a gay relationship"

Friend 1: "Are you saying I'm gay for her?? I'm not being gay for someone!"

Friend 2: "so then you like her? HIGH FIVE MAN! GENIUS!"

Friend 1: "NO! we're just friends."

Friend 2: "dude that's gay."
being gay for someone by drakeero January 26, 2011

National Being Gay day 

You can kiss a boy and not be gay
Hey Diego ima kiss you
Nah it’s national being gay day lol

one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".
Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.

imagine being gay coudnt be me 

a common frase used to describe how the person who your talking to is gay, while saying that u yourself are not
omgoodness imagine being gay coudnt be me pfffffft

Your being gay

This is a term used only by people of the LGBTQ+ community, talking to someone who is straight and saying that they are lying.
Melissa:I just lost my v-card to my ex.
Jake:Omg Your Being Gay!
Melissa: why would I lie about that?
Your being gay by Justin1332 December 11, 2019
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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