behemer
A stupid fat person.
Connor is a Behemer
behemer by Satanic Iluminati February 4, 2017
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The Beemer Lemur
Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.
The way The Beemer Lemur is performed
1) the guy takes off his partner's panties
2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
The way The Beemer Lemur is performed
1) the guy takes off his partner's panties
2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
The Beemer Lemur by boybetterknowsee3owu November 18, 2019
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Beemer Bitch
Beemer Bitch by DSmf September 10, 2007
Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a beemer
Famous catchphrase from the 2006 film Cars. This sentence is pronounced by the main character of the film Lightning McQueen many times during the film, to kinda hype himself up.
*mcqueen does an epic drift on the dirty section of the track*
Hudson Hornet: Float like a Cadillac
Lighning McQueen: Sting like a beemer!
(float like a cadillac, sting like a beemer)
Hudson Hornet: Float like a Cadillac
Lighning McQueen: Sting like a beemer!
(float like a cadillac, sting like a beemer)
Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a beemer by wetpenis90210 May 9, 2021
beemer
Name for a motorcycle by the manufacturer BMW.
Often confused with bimmer, what is the name for cars by the same manufacturer.
Often confused with bimmer, what is the name for cars by the same manufacturer.
beemer by Rasputin da basemachine August 26, 2004
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beemer by hardy halwell March 21, 2008
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