beglassed 

bespectacled.

I angrily told the beglassed guy to sod off.

beglassed by uttam maharjan September 29, 2010

Ballassed

Preposterous, shitty, crappy, low-grade, cheap and sucky

My night wouldn't have been so ballassed if my girlfriend's dad hadn't walked past our naked asses doin it in her bed.

Ballassed by Duke Reuben February 10, 2009

Deglassed 

Someone taking your glasses off of your face unexpectadly

Justin Deglassed my ass

Deglassed by SUPERCORNBREAD May 12, 2011

blassed 

a women (or man) with a hugely perfect butt.

blessed with a booty :)

"damn girl! you are blassed"

blassed by bunnyhero7 September 7, 2009

Blassed 

When someone is in a mood that they act very childish, rude, and/or annoying.

"yo, shes mad blassed today"
"why you so blassed?"

Blassed by aliandtoriTC! August 15, 2009

Blassed 

Blacking out and then passing out with in five minute window.

Dude, I blassed out hard last night.

Blassed by DearUndead July 9, 2010

bitglassed 

Blocked from any and all work related accounts due to a software malfunction that is the epitome of an IT nightmare that effectively makes you a useless employee that your boss considers firing for the sheer shit of it.

“I can’t log into my account at work because of this stupid update, how am I supposed to work on my projects?”
“Shit man looks like you’ve been bitglassed, better find a new job”

bitglassed by CatsGrass&Ass August 19, 2019