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Preposterous, shitty, crappy, low-grade, cheap and sucky
My night wouldn't have been so ballassed if my girlfriend's dad hadn't walked past our naked asses doin it in her bed.
Ballassed by Duke Reuben February 10, 2009

Deglassed 

Someone taking your glasses off of your face unexpectadly
Justin Deglassed my ass
Deglassed by SUPERCORNBREAD May 12, 2011
a women (or man) with a hugely perfect butt.

blessed with a booty :)
"damn girl! you are blassed"
blassed by bunnyhero7 September 7, 2009
When someone is in a mood that they act very childish, rude, and/or annoying.
"yo, shes mad blassed today"
"why you so blassed?"
Blassed by aliandtoriTC! August 15, 2009
Blacking out and then passing out with in five minute window.
Dude, I blassed out hard last night.
Blassed by DearUndead July 9, 2010

bitglassed 

Blocked from any and all work related accounts due to a software malfunction that is the epitome of an IT nightmare that effectively makes you a useless employee that your boss considers firing for the sheer shit of it.
“I can’t log into my account at work because of this stupid update, how am I supposed to work on my projects?”
“Shit man looks like you’ve been bitglassed, better find a new job”
bitglassed by CatsGrass&Ass August 19, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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