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beef-assed

Commonly mistaken as "B-fast" (breakfast), an occurrence in which a thick African-American male wraps his sizable genitalia in meat (preferably beef) and forcefully inserts it into a thin caucasian woman's anus, thus creating a gaping hole that will most likely contract salmonella.
Hey Barbara, wanna get b-fast? I'm on my way to IHOP.
Oh, LeBron, thanks for the offer, but yesterday I got beef-assed with Jamal at Peter Luger's, and I can't really walk.
Really? How do you like your steak?
Up the ass.
by Lilb1tch May 2, 2017
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Ass Beef

whenn you have large hairy moles around your poop shoot that resemble taco beef.
Dude!! look at that bitches ass beef! ahhhhhhh
by K&T&J July 31, 2006
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big ass beef curtains

When a girls vagina is so loose it sags and claps
by bratchant May 23, 2015
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