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beforeward

The opposite of afterward and cool way to say before or anything with a similar meaning.
Steve: What do you guys want to do after the party?
Andy: I dont know...
Kenny: Lets play ps3 at your house. I'll bring my game too.
Steve: You will have to carry it around with you the whole dat then.
Kenny: I meant before the party.
Steve: We are discssing about what happens afterward...
Andy: But you are talking about Beforeward.
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beforewards 

similar to afterwards, but its before
i'll meet you at your place beforewards
beforewards by Nancy Bancy November 13, 2005

beforehand 

Just an excuse not to say "beforewards".
after --> afterwards
before --> beforehand???
beforehand by undfined April 24, 2019

beforehand 

earlier (than a particular time); early ; in advance:
I knew she was coming that afternoon because she had phoned beforehand to say so.
beforehand by Achint April 26, 2006

beforewards 

The past tense of before. Before somthing happens. The opposite of afterwords.
The Bible was used beforewards and afterwords, when teaching the lesson.
beforewards by ServCarpenter June 1, 2005

beforehand 

To masturbate prior to going on a date either (a) as a way to relieve the tension; or (b) an attempt to prevent a later premature ejaculation.
Guy A: Dude, Kelly is su-mokin', you ready for your date?

Guy B: I just had a little beforehand, I'm good to go!
beforehand by CtotheJ February 11, 2009

beforeterday 

Crap, I was supposed to do finish the assignment by beforeterday!
beforeterday by P1otsky December 27, 2023