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Taking a dump so large, you wish you weighed yourself 'before and after'
"Dude, where've you been, what's that smell?"

"In the bathroom, just took a before and after. I knew I shouldn't have had that 3rd burrito."
by Sir Shitzalot April 30, 2010
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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