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A word created by an illiterate ignoramus contributing to the downward spiral of the English language which means benefits.
I am looking for a relationship, not friends with beafits.
beafits by purplesplat July 12, 2009
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To do before or first. before, first
We should go look at the house befirst. Then we can make a decision.
Befirst by ElectricEM September 1, 2019

befittingness 

Appropriateness under circumstances
Befittingness becomes suitability.
Verb originating from noun and adjective 'fit'.
Always use when we want to say that something fit somebody or good looks
These gorgeous jeans befits your tight ass babe
befit by deezee3 August 12, 2011

befished 

The act of turning a human person into a fish.
"Uh oh, looks like you just got befished fool!"
"If anyone is readying this, my name is Chris Lachlan Dennings. I've currently been kidnaped by my boss, Steven Jay Hubbard, in order to sell more organic meat to taco bell. My coordinates are 37.2431° N, 115.7930° W. Please, I just want to see my loving wife Clarice again."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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