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A word created by an illiterate ignoramus contributing to the downward spiral of the English language which means benefits.
I am looking for a relationship, not friends with beafits.
beafits by purplesplat July 12, 2009
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To do before or first. before, first
We should go look at the house befirst. Then we can make a decision.
Befirst by ElectricEM September 1, 2019

befittingness 

Appropriateness under circumstances
Befittingness becomes suitability.
Verb originating from noun and adjective 'fit'.
Always use when we want to say that something fit somebody or good looks
These gorgeous jeans befits your tight ass babe
befit by deezee3 August 12, 2011

befished 

The act of turning a human person into a fish.
"Uh oh, looks like you just got befished fool!"
"If anyone is readying this, my name is Chris Lachlan Dennings. I've currently been kidnaped by my boss, Steven Jay Hubbard, in order to sell more organic meat to taco bell. My coordinates are 37.2431° N, 115.7930° W. Please, I just want to see my loving wife Clarice again."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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