Beer J

A simple yet ambrosia like drink consisting of a mixture of Beer and Orange juice. The overall taste of this drink comes from a very specific and ridig mixing process that is only known by two certain individuals

"mmmmmmmmmmm...Beer J!"
"Oh snap, that Beer J is the shit!!!"

Beer J by mix man November 7, 2008

beer j

When you put your lips around your beer bottle and move it up and down to make it look like your giving a bj to your beer bottle

I gave my beer bottle a beer j today

beer j by Dubiks February 10, 2019

Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.

Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.

Ultimate Beer Javelin by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012

Beer Joggles 

the unrealistic assessment of the ease of a jog or run one is about to embark upon after having had 1-3 beers.

"I felt so great on the first three miles of that 10K after those two beers--I was flying, and it was so easy--but then I hit the back half and was miserable. Total case of beer joggles."

Beer Joggles by Geeluvss August 22, 2011

beer jizz 

that foam that sprays out the top of your beer can after its been shaken too much. it covers the top and is just nasty to get on you

aww man, noah spilled that nasty beer jizz on me...i'm gonna smell like beer for a week

beer jizz by samuel colt September 1, 2009

Beer Jesus 

Partner drinking game strategy of consuming your partner's beer to ensure they stay less drunk and more effective. Instead of taking their sins, you take their alcohol for the greater good.

Don't worry Mark, I'll be your Beer Jesus. America!

Beer Jesus by Kjellmaster 9000 April 12, 2011

beer-joke 

The linguistic or artistic reference to beer or any other alcoholic beverage, which is intended to be humorous (i.e. jokes, stories, clothing, music etc.).

A shirt that reads "this is not a beer belly" and points to a man's protruding mid-section: a clear beer-joke.

An unfamiliar fan at a football game is trying to start conversation and tells you a story about how he and his friends use to sneak onto the roof and drink heartily. (The story is told with profanity, laughter and inappropriate gestures): a disquised beer-joke.

You're Uncle offers you a beer at the family reunion even though he knows that you are thirteen years old. He doesn't intend to give you the drink, but simply offers it in order to have a cheap laugh and incite chuckles among other buzzed males: beer-joke of the 1st degree

Any other PRE-MEDITATED joke that involves alcohol: beer-joke of the 3rd degree.

beer-joke by Big Sean January 9, 2007