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Beer Dad 

The male equivalent of a Wine Mom. Beer Dads are typically overweight, middle-aged men. They enjoy watching sports, grilling, admiring/fixing cars, and drinking beer.

Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.
Wine Mom: “Oh, you’ll find Paul out in the yard grilling with the other Beer Dads”
Beer Dad by Lumber Dave January 5, 2019
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beer dad 

Bill is such a beer dad p
beer dad by Jules123 November 20, 2015

dad beer 

light, generic, cheap beer that middle-aged men (dads) buy. refered to as "dad beer" when consumed by 20-something kids who still live with their parents, who are either too poor to buy the good stuff, or (in most cases) they just ran out of it and want to keep the party going.
"hey, we're all out of jagermeister, but I've got some dad beer in the fridge if you want some."
dad beer by ANB March 2, 2008

Dad Beer 

Dad Beer:

1. n. Cheap, re-released domestic beer popular during the early to mid 20th century now purchased by younger consumers due its novelty and inexpensive price.

2. Beer that tastes like the first sip of your dad's beer when you were 10.
Ex. Pabst Blue Ribbon, Shlitz, Coors, Miller High Life, Miller Genuine Draft, Carling Black Label, Blatz, Red Dog, Budweiser, Colt 45, Strohs, anything that comes in a 30 pack for under $20.

"Whoa, $12 for a case of Blatz?! Dude, this tastes like piss!"

"Yeah, man. It's dad beer!"
Dad Beer by KristophShredski January 16, 2013

dad's old fashioned root beer 

a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added
guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.

Beer Daddy 

The friend who buys rounds of beer for the table, or always shows up to events with a case of beer in hand.
Do we have beer for flip cup? Where’s beer daddy?

Beer daddy is here! (Spoken while carrying two pitchers of beer to the table)
Beer Daddy by LavaReign October 18, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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