Beepled 

When you get a Beeple package and you shit yourself in anticipation as you open the box and are blown away by the contents.

I Beepled myself when I opened my Rebirth NFT physical.

Try not to Beeple yourself when you hear about his next project.

Beepled by Memphis G October 10, 2021

Beetledick 

When your friend calls you while you’re masturbating using your phone to watch porn.

God damn it Ben, why you gotta keep beetledicking me every time I jack off.

Beetledick by Mega Dong December 23, 2017

beetled 

1. To get very wasted by the consumption of drugs

2. The act of having sexual intercourse

1. Were you drunk last night bob? I was absolutely Beetled!!

2. What happened to you last night Dave? i went back to my bit and Beetled that wee bird i was chattin up!

beetled by Jabberjaw07 November 3, 2007

beesled 

Where someone is 'beesled' out of their mind, under the influence of weed and/or alcohol. You have to be really mashed to be categorised as beesled.

Yeah man, I'm beesled to. Sick.

beesled by Pure Drama August 1, 2011

Dung Beetled 

When you and a friend bareback tag team a cheap hooker in Vegas.

Flanny and Bernie dung beetled the fuck outta that hooker last weekend!

Dung Beetled by Kennedy19 June 13, 2011

Dung Beeple 

The "Dung Beeple" is a Crypto Turd Artist who designs and/or creates Non Fungible Tokens (NFTs) that resemble turds. When these NFTurds are exceptionally and skillfully made, the artist is often compared to the American Digital Artist known as "Beeple" (Mike Winkelmann) as a form of pun to convey a double meaning or produce a humorous effect with the turd collecting insect known as the Dung Beatle.

"Dung Beeple" is considered a homophone (not to be confused with homophobe).

The American Crypto Artist GrumpyMonkey is so talented they are considered the next Dung Beeple of NFTurd digital arts.

Dung Beeple by CryptoTurdZ December 15, 2021

Beetledad

One who plays Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 obsessively. Although he owns a copy of COD: Black Ops, he insists on playing MW2. He says it's a better game, but we all know it's because he can't get a kill without one man army noob tubing.

Must be party leader at all times. Has to have it his way or no way. His extreme racist comments used to be funny, but now it's just annoying. Will whine, sob, and curl up in a corner if he doesn't have his way.

Typically muted by other players who cross his path. People find that his opinions are of no importance, while he views himself as a divine entity.

yeah he's a real Beetledad

Beetledad by Paybackisgreat February 21, 2011