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park the beef bus in tuna town 

the greatest euphemism for sexual intercourse this world will ever know
bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*

parkin' the beef bus in tuna town 

Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.
"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."

Beeftown 

A room that is awash with a lingering, beefy aroma that is usually associated with the massive ingestion of meat products and the flatulence produced by them.
"Let's try to stay upwind of Beeftown until the fog clears."

"The mayor of Beeftown shits on a throne of lies."

"Welcome to Beeftown, population: you."

"Mauro and his family are summering in Beeftown and they're having quite a lovely time."
Beeftown by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009