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ceo of bedtime by goopygibson September 15, 2019
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Bedtime Rituals
The things you do before you go to bed, often the same things every night.
These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.
These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.
Bedtime Rituals by Srsballer August 18, 2009
bedtimetwt
a combination of the sleepytwt (techno, wilbur, philza) and dttwt (dream, georgenotfound, sapnap) fan bases on twitter.
bedtimetwt by Bridget_At_The_Disco July 15, 2020
Bedtime Story
Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.
Bedtime Story by suckmycorn February 1, 2009
Bedtime Biff
A Bedtime Biff is a joint or spliff that is smoked before going to bed. It is often late at night/early morning as it is commonly consumed when its light outside. A Bedtime Biff can also be referred to as an illegal Bedtime, A Bedtime, or an illegal Venger.
Bedtime Biff by Venger for tea February 8, 2019
Bedtime Blunder
When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.
Bedtime Blunder by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006
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square grouper
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.