bedrime 

bedrime means bedtime just in a better way to say it.

“luis it’s past your bedrime”
“okay goodnight”

bedrime by n32xa March 27, 2022

ceo of bedtime 

the homie that controls the powers allowed to thy regarding your daily melatonin cycle.

CEO of Bedtime said i need to be asleep by 8:00 pm
Me on my way to speak with the CEO of Bedtime

ceo of bedtime by goopygibson September 15, 2019

Bedtime Rituals 

The things you do before you go to bed, often the same things every night.

These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.

I'm off to do my bedtime rituals, then I'm going to sleep, good night!

Bedtime Rituals by Srsballer August 18, 2009

bedtimetwt 

a combination of the sleepytwt (techno, wilbur, philza) and dttwt (dream, georgenotfound, sapnap) fan bases on twitter.

“oh yea i’m on bedtimetwt”

“cool i’m on kpoptwt”

bedtimetwt by Bridget_At_The_Disco July 15, 2020

Bedtime Story 

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.

"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"

Bedtime Story by suckmycorn February 1, 2009

Bedtime Biff

A Bedtime Biff is a joint or spliff that is smoked before going to bed. It is often late at night/early morning as it is commonly consumed when its light outside. A Bedtime Biff can also be referred to as an illegal Bedtime, A Bedtime, or an illegal Venger.

Its getting light outside innit
"I'm tempted to roll my Bedtime Biff

Bedtime Biff by Venger for tea February 8, 2019

Bedtime Blunder 

When one's roommate catches one in midst of a masturbatory act during the nighttime, caused by the fallacious assumption that the roommate will not be awakened by the sounds of shaking bedposts and heavy breathing.

Dude!... my roommate made a bedtime blunder yesterday and woke me up!

Bedtime Blunder by Mr. Canyon September 5, 2006