bedonga

A stupidhead; anyone called Isaac.
Bedongas use suction cups for evil purposes.

You are such a bedonga.
Have you seen that guy? He is such a bedonga!

by Dictionary of the Earth October 13, 2014

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

Badongas

A nice big helping of breast, preferably in context to cleavage best shown with a push-up bra and a tank top.

Joe: Wow that chick over there has some real nice badongas.
Nick: Wouldn't mind burying my face in those!

by inuratus July 20, 2009

Bezongaled

to be totally or utterly flabbergasted

"DUDE I WAS TOTALLY BEZONGALED BY THAT SPEECH" or "a move in sexual intercourse that requires much stamina"
ex. guy 1: "man I totally bezongled her last night"

guy 2: "was it good?"

guy 1: "SHE WOKE UP THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS"

by dan fuzzykins February 5, 2010

bedongle

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.

Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!

by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

Belongajong

A women who’s middle aged, got no life and is a skinny little bitch

Preferably named Helen

Helen , you are such a raging belongajong!

by H1tt. January 25, 2020

bedonkadonk

adj. large, round
usually used to describe an woman's ass
see junk in the trunk

My girl's got a nice bedonkadonk ass.

by Hackster March 4, 2004