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When you're bedazzled by dong.
Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.
bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

Badongas 

A nice big helping of breast, preferably in context to cleavage best shown with a push-up bra and a tank top.
Joe: Wow that chick over there has some real nice badongas.
Nick: Wouldn't mind burying my face in those!
Badongas by inuratus July 20, 2009

Bezongaled 

"DUDE I WAS TOTALLY BEZONGALED BY THAT SPEECH" or "a move in sexual intercourse that requires much stamina"
ex. guy 1: "man I totally bezongled her last night"

guy 2: "was it good?"

guy 1: "SHE WOKE UP THE FUCKING NEIGHBOURS"
Bezongaled by dan fuzzykins February 5, 2010

bedongle 

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.
Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!
bedongle by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

Belongajong 

A women who’s middle aged, got no life and is a skinny little bitch

Preferably named Helen
Helen , you are such a raging belongajong!
Belongajong by H1tt. January 25, 2020

bedonkadonk 

adj. large, round
usually used to describe an woman's ass
see junk in the trunk
My girl's got a nice bedonkadonk ass.
bedonkadonk by Hackster March 4, 2004
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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