bedditing

When Hans reddits in bed.

Me:Where is Hans?
You: Oh it's 3 am, he must be upstairs bedditing!

by jehneepawk October 5, 2013

Bedditing

Browsing Reddit in a bed, mostly at night.

Guy 1: Why are you tired?
Guy 2: I was bedditing all night, I finally went to sleep at 3 am.

by josea12 April 5, 2016

bunk-bedding

After intense sex and finishing, most likely doggie style; the top partner falls asleep without pulling out.

Last night, we were so drunk, we ended up bunk-bedding.

by JessicaWhitePass August 11, 2014

bedding it

when you think "no", "I'm going to bed"

This can also be related to sleeping with someone, usually as a woman due to the object-like reference to it

Mate : You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

OR

Mate: You out tonight?

You: Nah I'm bedding it

by Persiflage X June 30, 2010

The Red Bedding

Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.

Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."

by ShnookieWookies June 13, 2013

Benoiting

Benoiting is the act of posing in front of a camera (specifically from an Apple iPhone) and showing off what little muscle you have in your right arm. Other forms of Benoiting sometimes include holding various objects that weigh very little and making a duck face. In early 2013, a stipulation was added that while Benoiting, you must wear a shirt (this was due to the fact that Benoiting was starting to get confused with homosexuality). Benoiting really took off on January 3 when PSY was featured Benoiting. Benoiting should not be confused with the term "Benoit". For instance, someone might say "I have to drop a Benoit". It is illegal to take a Benoit, while Benoiting.

" I was on FB last night,and saw this Douche Benoiting! I hate him"

by Benoiter January 4, 2013

partial bedding

When you bed a girl but she doesn't stay the night.

Tor: "Wow you guys watched TWO movies back to back. I hope you got some kissy kissy time in"
Ryan: "You'd think. It was a partial bedding. She was waiting for move, but I laid like a pencil instead and walked her home afterwards in absolute shame"

by BrysonStrong August 21, 2021