redditing 

Watching porn in the bathroom

"My husband keeps on redditing in the bathroom!"

redditing by Dandadancer January 13, 2016

redditing

(v.) the act of penetrating a man anally while watching straight porn, creating what is arguably a straight sexual act.

"i've spent 2000 hours redditing this year"

"OMG touch grass u loser! get off reddit!"

"what's reddit?"

redditing by big_guyforyou October 16, 2025

redditing

the act of scrolling/using reddit

red: "Wdyw, i'm redditing right now"

redditing by redditing November 2, 2025

Redditanium 

Redditanium was discovered in the province of Suberbia, France on the 6th of June 1944 by Robert chungus. Redditanium is used to be refined into the world’s most dense material as of 1984, chunganium. With the use of Redditanium increasing due to shortages of steel for dreadnoughts. Redditanium is refined by using a 45. Calibre round fired from a M1911 made pre atomic bomb detonation (1945). Although the process is simple chemistry wise, it is by no means cheap. With the average square meter of Redditanium costing almost $30.75 USD, and the bullet from a M1911 costing around $0.50.
Although it is found nearly anywhere around the world. Vast amounts have been recorded under the state of New Jersey.
Some downsides of this “magic metal” - as some have called it - is as follows: Long exposure causes a kind of psycho effect on the human mind. Another would include its requirement to be transported in a 1st World War era dreadnaught, due to the threat of piracy.
It has shocked scientists that Redditanium can, In fact, duplicate. This has only been recorded a few times but it is theorized that saying “the Chungus wills it” or “the Chonker wills it” while said in a half Jersey half Philadelphia accent will cause it to become 1-2% larger in size.
This is the primary reason of its popularity beside the fact it is nearly unbreakable. As seen in a 2017 study that has stated “after analyzing (Redditanium’s) it’s atomic build, we can say that it is in fact, built different”.

Person 1: The Redditanium deposits were attacked by the Chung pilots!
Person 2: Aren't they based in France Suberbia? How did they manage to cross the entire Atlantic ocean?

Redditanium by goondommy May 14, 2021

otis redding 

general all-round dude, just an great singer. The sound of soul.

'it's been a long, long time comin', but i know a change is gonna come'

otis redding by Isabella18 June 27, 2006

redvining 

When gay men intertwine their penises like the snakes on a caduceus. Taken from The Office (US) S09E08 "The Target").

Angela's Husband and Oscar were redvining all night long. All night.

redvining by DwightAndAngela December 6, 2012

rewriting history 

When a person can't take the reality of the truth about a breakup and instead "rewrites" what really happened and then tells other people the story as if that's what really happened.

Josh couldn't take the fact that Kathryn dumped him for his brother. By rewriting history, he could tell everyone he dumped her.

rewriting history by gothchic June 15, 2011