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The romantic coupling of literary characters Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.
Bedward-- does no one else find the a lecherous 108 year old virgin lusting after a seventeen-year-old creepy?
Bedward by spacer_ January 16, 2009

bedarded 

The act of getting extremely drunk, to the point of induced vomiting and blacked-outness, in front of a figure of extreme authority.
Wow, I got so fucking bedarded last night in front of my probation officer; I'm such a dumbass bedard.

What the fuck was I thinking getting bedarded right next to my parents. They probably think I'm such a stupid bedard.
bedarded by superfly23098320984 January 26, 2010

Bedarded 

A person who is really damn good at EA’s NHL video game series.
Wow he’s so good he must be mentally bedarded
Bedarded by BedardedOG January 25, 2023
The name given to one who is unable to pull a full bong hit, due to one of the following reasons:-
Unable to get a lighter to work
Choking
Taking a breath before taking last hit.

In some cases, spilling the bong water is also worthy of 'Bedard' punishment.
You didnt pull it all, BEDARD!!!
Bedard by 1 hit puller July 5, 2012

Bedward Moves

Ooh I'm gonna have to make some bedward moves
Bedward Moves by JackJJr February 19, 2019
In the state of taking a poop, or a very large shit including diarrhea
I just took a huge bedard
Bedard by ilikewomen1234 December 4, 2010