Bedard

The name given to one who is unable to pull a full bong hit, due to one of the following reasons:-
Unable to get a lighter to work
Choking
Taking a breath before taking last hit.

In some cases, spilling the bong water is also worthy of 'Bedard' punishment.

You didnt pull it all, BEDARD!!!

by 1 hit puller July 5, 2012

Bedard

In the state of taking a poop, or a very large shit including diarrhea

I just took a huge bedard

by ilikewomen1234 December 4, 2010

bedarded

The act of getting extremely drunk, to the point of induced vomiting and blacked-outness, in front of a figure of extreme authority.

Wow, I got so fucking bedarded last night in front of my probation officer; I'm such a dumbass bedard.

What the fuck was I thinking getting bedarded right next to my parents. They probably think I'm such a stupid bedard.

by superfly23098320984 January 26, 2010

Bedarded

A person who is really damn good at EA’s NHL video game series.

Wow he’s so good he must be mentally bedarded

by BedardedOG January 25, 2023

Gettin’ Bedarded

Taking down a handful of creamy pints to the point of inebriation while watching Connor Bedard and the Chicago Blackhawks try to win a hockey game.

“Hey man, we’re going to the pub to watch the Blackhawks v. Red Wings game. We’re gonna be gettin’ Bedarded”

by Philly Mickson October 6, 2025

Connor Bedard

A 19-year-old Canadian hockey player. That's it. Not a sex act or anything. Just a guy on the Blackhawks.

"Connor Bedard is pretty."

by JC Butterball December 25, 2024