bed bed bed 

To be not only sitting on your bed, but to actually be horizontal and under the covers, prepared for sleep.

"I know you're sitting on your bed, but are you in bed bed bed?"

bed bed bed by G. Thomas August 9, 2006

bed bed

Bed bed refers to when somebody goes to bed and doesn’t wake up, or basically just dies. This can be used to say somebody has died or somebody will die and is most commonly used when somebody is making a joke because of the informality of it but can be used formally.

Example 1, formal:

“My grandma went bed bed last night :(“

“Oh I’m sorry :(“

“Yeah :((“

Example 2, informal:

“I think a Victorian child would go bed bed if they heard modern music haha.”

bed bed by cam cam the man man September 17, 2023

Bed boy/ bed girl 

Somebody is attracted to you, you spend quality time together and after great three months he/she is brave enough to let you decide to stay or to go...

and/but the person not brave enough to ask you to stay! when you decided to go....

Love yourself more bed boy/ bed girl

Bed boy/ bed girl by L27 July 15, 2018

on-bed-off-bed 

When a male or female engage in intercourse and one is on the bed and one is off the bed. Usually the male is having sex with a female that is laying on the bed whilst he us standing on the floor or ground surface.

Me and Vanessa are having a lot of on-bed-off-bed sex, lately.

on-bed-off-bed by hetzelthespian May 16, 2016

poor girl's canopy bed 

The canopy is made of the dust ruffle with the flat middle fabric cut off; then it's thumbtacked to the ceiling, creating the look of a canopy bed!

I have a poor girl's canopy bed & I really love it! It makes me feel like a Princess!

poor girl's canopy bed by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt 

Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous reality that Donald J. Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both video tape and photographs to prove this beyond a shadow of a doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons for reading American secrets after their infiltration of Trumps compound?

Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt.

Trump hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. This is Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt. There are both video footage and photographs to document this.

Yikes!!!!

Bed Bath and Beyond Reasonable Doubt by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023

Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt

Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous fact that former President. Donald J. Trump his secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both photographs and video footage to document this.

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023