beatmon 

a tall man who likes to get in fights with concrete floors. also very hard working, and good at making everyone laugh. Beatmon is very fond of patron and likes to drop it low.

Did you see him pull a Beatmon when he fell?

beatmon by krae2989 October 14, 2011

rye beaumont

Ryan Leonard Beaumont was the 2nd member of the boyband Roadtrip, his voice is angelic and he is the sweetest and prettiest boi in the world

Why is rye beaumont the prettiest? Genetics.
Why is rye beaumont the sweetest? His little brothers.

rye beaumont by roadie4lyfe October 20, 2018

beamonesque 

doing something completly unexpected and being completly amazing coming out of no where with great excellence involved..

comes from Bob Beamon's unexpected world record in the long jump at the Mexico Olympics by breaking the record by 2'

Wow. That time when you set the curve for class by 50 points was truly beamonesque.

That was so beamonesque when you beat your personal record by 3 seconds!

beamonesque by jleetjlj400 May 11, 2006

Beatment 

Inflicting the act of beat onto one of a person.
(aka/In other terms:) Beating somebody.

"Yes, I support the beatment of that orphan."

Beatment by Coca cola addict February 12, 2021

Yoko Beaumont

A scamming, theiving man who steals identities, artwork and 'fursonas' from furries, but oh no, its not just furry stuff, Deviant art, Furaffinity, Jyros, Steam, Second Life and pretty sure other internet locations as well.

He cares for nobody els but himself, he's so terrible he even has an Encyclopedia Dramatica about him, he's such an asshat.

He is most commonly known as Yoko Beaumont.

One of Yoko's more infamous activities which he engages in, is the impersonation of artists based on the information that is publicly available, including art in most cases, to try and defame the person in question, piss them off, or fulfill some desire that he has to be someone else. - Yoko Beaumont

Yoko Beaumont by Scytheclaw July 7, 2011

alaina beaton 

Singer and songwriter for the Porcelain and the Tramps.

And no dumbshits, she is not "yours" or anyone else's. Contrary to popular belief, women aren't objects that you can claim. You'd think you shitheads would get the hint that she's not the kind of person who'd appreciate that judging from the music she writes.

"I'm the fucking king of the world, get on your knees. Do as I please."

"Don't get in my face
Don't invade my space
I'll put you in your place
I'll only tell you once
I'll never tell you twice
And this is me being nice"

-Alaina Beaton

alaina beaton by dance179 September 19, 2009

Rye Beaumont

Fit and I mean very very fit person! everyone should love his toes lmao

his smile is the BEST thing bro

I love rye Beaumont’s crusty toes

Rye Beaumont by Mel Beaumont May 11, 2019