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Beating Guts 

The endowed ability to penetrate/pump a vagina so hard and deep the unlucky woman's guts get beat with a penis. Indicators of completing this process are recognized by, but not limited to; loud painfull screams, "stop it's", and vaginal bleeding. Statisticly, sluts are at the highest risk of beaten guts due to their ability to take punishment.
I was beating guts so hard last night, I poked her stomach.
Beating Guts by Logan J C October 7, 2010

beating guts 

Hitting it so hard you rearrange the intestinal track of a female.
Damn nigga you beating guts! My guts!!!

beating guts 

two fat people,during sex while in missionary position
while watching porn i notice two fat people beating guts
beating guts by capt. syphilisis August 24, 2008

beatin guts 

The act of fucking the shit out of a chick you dont give a fuck about.
Hell yea i beat sharons guts , but my wifey still a better fuck.
beatin guts by CMD'Z$man September 9, 2004

beatin guts 

Very intense and rigorous sex involving deep penetration. when during intercourse a mans penis is so far in a woman that he can almost reach the inside of her belly button.
I swear everytime we are away from eachother for awhile you end up beatin guts.
beatin guts by yourstruly May 6, 2006

beatin guts 

Sexual intercourse when you are penetrating so deep and so hard you are trying to dent her cervix. Beating her guts from the inside during sex.
"How did you get that Rolex?"
"If you're beatin guts right, your sugar momma will take care of you."
beatin guts by crazysandman September 28, 2005

beatin guts 

Excessive movement of a well endowed male member inside a woman's puss, resulting in internal bruising , torn labia, bleeding conch, and in rare cases, pregnancy.
While we were standing at attention for three hours, sweating our balls off, Ralph was in Bakersfield, beatin guts.
beatin guts by Thomas Winchester August 6, 2006
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