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beastophile 

Someone who gets off while watching "Animal Planet"
Joanne is a beastophile.. she always watches Animal Planet alone.
beastophile by Amniodarone February 14, 2008

Beastophile 

A disorder in which an adult is primarily attracted to prepubescent animals
I thought Ross genuinely wanted to be a sheep rancher. Turns out he's a full blown beastophile.
Beastophile by Feztastic January 20, 2014

biastophilia 

1: (from Greek biastes, "rape" + -philia) is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal is dependent on, or is responsive to, the act of assaulting (possibly sexually) an unconsenting person, especially a stranger.

2: Sexual arousal sprouting from the thought of sexually assaulting an unwilling victim.
The doctor decided that the problem with Mr. James was the fact he dreamed of Biastophilia.
biastophilia by Fauxie November 6, 2007

Beardophile 

A person who enjoys stroking/touching other peoples beards.
You like to stroke beards, you beardophile!
Beardophile by Juicysatsumas March 19, 2013

Beanophile 

(Alternatively: Fabophile)

1. One who has a strong fondness or preference for beans.
2. One who enjoys productions starring the actor Sean Bean.
It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the musical fruit"

A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about everything they're in
A: Ah, true
Beanophile by Charlemagne1993 December 22, 2016

beastiphilia 

A person who enjoys sexual relations with deceased animals.

common misspelling: bestiphilia.
I used to be into bestiality, but then I tried beastiphilia & I was in heaven.
beastiphilia by newtdecay January 14, 2008
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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