It's the mark of a true beanophile that one can
differentiate between the various cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris and recite all versions of "Beans, beans the
musical fruit"
A: What's wrong with him?
B: Him? Oh, he's just a Beanophile. Has to watch his beloved actor's routinely ill-fated characters die in just about
everything they're in
A: Ah, true