a man who associates, dates, hangs out with large,unattractive women. this man usually doesn't do well with moderately attractive women so he surrounds himself with these type of women to help with his confidence.
Ted:"Anthony brought over one of his hoes over again! That chick was just big and nasty looking! I don't know how he does it!"
Bill: "thats why Anthony is the beastmaster! He likes those tore up broads!"
A man who can harness the power of Ragnarok, and happens to sweat enormously through his felt clothes. He is so manly that he can bend steel with his eyes.
Bojangles, the original Beastmaster tasked with defending the Shire was responsible for the defeat of Thusla Doom.
A legendary human capable of birthing the nastiest of dumps (by odor, by girth, and by sheer mass).
My god!! Whoever used the restroom before me didn'tflush, the odor nearly choked me, and when I tried to flush it, it jammed half way down... Whoever it was, truly he was an ultimate beastmaster.