Gorblath's definitions

On the bubble

When an ultimate beastmaster is on the verge of birthing an astonishingly massive, football sized turd, but they haven't yet found a public restroom to devastate, so they need to use all of their skill and power to avoid unleashing that beast prematurely.

Look at that ultimate beastmaster crab-walking towards the coffee shop, he must be on the bubble.

by Gorblath March 5, 2017

ultimate beastmaster

A legendary human capable of birthing the nastiest of dumps (by odor, by girth, and by sheer mass).

My god!! Whoever used the restroom before me didn't flush, the odor nearly choked me, and when I tried to flush it, it jammed half way down... Whoever it was, truly he was an ultimate beastmaster.

by Gorblath March 3, 2017