bearth

Bearth is the epic story by Brooks A. Agnew of the origin and apocalyptic destiny of Earth.

Did you see the movie Bearth? Did you at least read the book? Brooks Agnew reads the whole thing for you!

by Hangar18TFR September 9, 2018

bearth

A stupid short kid that has the worst jumper in the world and always argues with Karena Hunt and Jeanette Landin

Stop acting like a bearth.

by CrusherArizona12 March 11, 2016

Bearth-Day

The day the earth was born; The day the earth slipped from the Universe's vagina.

Michael Jordan: "man I just shit myself".
God: "That's a natural occurrence on Bearth-Day".

See Also birth day

by iTrollin May 10, 2010