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getting a perm while beating the meat
girl you know i went and bearmed the other day.
bearm by daddypattywitafatty1469 September 3, 2018
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We Bare Bear Jay 

Having oral sex while watching We Bare Bears or any other cartoon.
Him; laughing
Her; Are laughing during this We Bare Bear Jay?
Him; Pan Pan is killing me in this scene!
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Sugar Bear 

A Sugar Bear is a short, pudgy female who is obsessed with things like Cocaine, MDMA, Ketamine, and other mind altering powdery substances. Normally found at festivals and renaissance events, this person will use whatever means necessary to either obtain the powder they want, whether that is by kind means or deceptive means depends on the Sugar Bear's mood that day. Sugar Bears are excellent at hiding their addiction and are usually identified by their bubbly personalities and surprisingly low intelligence. They usually claim they do not do these sorts of things as well to add to their facade.
"Hey that redheaded girl I met today at the faire was really sweet, we are going out later this week!"
"Dude that's a Sugar Bear, you are probably going to find yourself buying her something or she's just going to slip it out of your wallet, she screwed over Erik last week on one of their 'dates' and now his credit card is missing!"
Sugar Bear by B00mb0xxx June 3, 2023

Bear chin 

Did you see her camel toe? Did you see his moose knuckle? No, but I did see its bear chin.
Bear chin by Shims October 26, 2022
A woman too incredible for ordinary words, she needs her own definition... Because there is NO ONE like her.

She shines brightly every day and not even the clouds of a bad day can stop the beautiful rays of who she is.

She is FAITH, BELIEF, HOPE and TRUST all in one.

She is The Best and the most perfect person you will ever meet & her smile, well her smile can light up your eyes, smile and heart in an instant.

She gives you butterflies, weak knees and makes you feel like you could conquer anything for her - all at the same time.

You know when you meet Beam that "I'm staying" and "I'm not letting you go" - because you can't not be there with her and grow to love her more and more every single day!

She's all you ever dreamed of and so much more!

Her laugh is the best most incredible sound you will ever hear and her eyes... Well her eyes just shine her loving heart for all the world to see.

She is Beam and she is AMAZING!
I walked through the office... Everything was grey... Until I saw Beam... Wow my heart nearly jumped out of my chest... She's incredible!
Beam by MyBeamIsBest July 12, 2021

Juicy Polar Bear

An amazing guy who is also an APE.
He is a YouTuber who does Human Fall Flat, Hyperscape, Fall guys, rocket League, Rainbow six siege and more!
Woah, that Juicy Polar Bear is awesome!
Juicy Polar Bear by Juicy Polar Bear September 25, 2020

beamng.drive 

A game where you drive cars and wreck then into everything.
I crashed this pick up in BeamNG.Drive
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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