beard-wax 

An anal male, preoccupied with his looks & perfect personal presentation shallow detached from the importance of real emotions anal up himself

“I was so upset but he just kept glancing at his reflection and preening. He’s utterly beard-wax””. Q: “Is the new boss an understanding type?” A: “Huh! No way. Totally beard-wax... snappy dresser, minimalist office, nil humanity”.

beard-wax by Urban burble May 2, 2018

Beard Wax 

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.

"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"

Beard Wax by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018

Jamaican Board Wax 

A sexual act in which a man takes a runny shit on a woman's chest, rubs it all over her, jumps on her stomach, and rides her down a flight of stairs.

I gave this bitch a Jamaican Board Wax last night and she broke her nose. It was awesome.

Jamaican Board Wax by Dick Fishburg November 18, 2007

board waxing 

the removal of hair from the pubic area, esp. by another party

Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.

board waxing by Devinbam January 1, 2008