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beard baiting 

"The push up bra for men": Beard Baiting is a sneaky way small chinned men hide their lack of a chin - by growing a beard over it. Typically done to get more dates. First coined by Australian publication DMARGE, beard baiting is a derivative of 'beard fishing' - which is what the trend used to be known as online.
James is 'beard baiting' again - it might help him get more dates but as soon as he shaves it all off he's going to be screwed.
beard baiting by all at sea October 22, 2020
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Bear-baiting 

v. A subset of bullying involving the act of luring a victim into an uncomfortable situation for the objective of humiliation. Such tactics led to the unfortunate death of Amanda Todd.
That guy was bear-baiting that girl into having sex with him while his girlfriend was on vacation.
Bear-baiting by bubbabear244 October 24, 2012

Bear Baiting 

Taunting someone on the Internet until they react, then using that reaction against them.
Conversation between someone bear baiting and their victim (the bear)

Bear baiter: You smell of poo
You smell of poo
You smell of poo

Target: P**s off!

Bear baiter: You swear at people
Bear Baiting by MountainGoatess February 26, 2015

Bear Baiting 

The method of wrapping one's finger in toilet paper and inserting into the anus in order to induce stools (bears)
"Have you seen John today"
"No he has been bear baiting for hours"
"nice, well make sure he washes his hands before cooks dinner"
Bear Baiting by OriGamI11 September 2, 2011

Biting The Board 

Also referred to as a nasty spill, fall or a trip. Past Tense: Bit The Board
I bit the board falling off a swing one time impressing this girl.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026