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"The push up bra for men": Beard Baiting is a sneaky way small chinned men hide their lack of a chin - by growing a beard over it. Typically done to get more dates. First coined by Australian publication DMARGE, beard baiting is a derivative of 'beard fishing' - which is what the trend used to be known as online.

James is 'beard baiting' again - it might help him get more dates but as soon as he shaves it all off he's going to be screwed.

beard baiting by all at sea October 22, 2020

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Bear-baiting

v. A subset of bullying involving the act of luring a victim into an uncomfortable situation for the objective of humiliation. Such tactics led to the unfortunate death of Amanda Todd.

That guy was bear-baiting that girl into having sex with him while his girlfriend was on vacation.

Bear-baiting by bubbabear244 October 24, 2012

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Bear Baiting

Taunting someone on the Internet until they react, then using that reaction against them.

Conversation between someone bear baiting and their victim (the bear)

Bear baiter: You smell of poo
You smell of poo
You smell of poo

Target: P**s off!

Bear baiter: You swear at people

Bear Baiting by MountainGoatess February 26, 2015

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Bear Baiting

The method of wrapping one's finger in toilet paper and inserting into the anus in order to induce stools (bears)

"Have you seen John today"
"No he has been bear baiting for hours"
"nice, well make sure he washes his hands before cooks dinner"

Bear Baiting by OriGamI11 September 2, 2011

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Biting The Board

Also referred to as a nasty spill, fall or a trip. Past Tense: Bit The Board

I bit the board falling off a swing one time impressing this girl.

Biting The Board by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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