Beanotherapy 

when you have a massive fart attack and you self-medicate with a dietary supplement to supress or eliminate your flatulence

Yo, that chicken fajita gave mad gas man. I tried to get health insurance but the doctor said that farting is a preexisting condition. I guess I'm gonna have to go through some beanotherapy.

Beanotherapy by Gnezz10 March 31, 2010

keanotherapy 

Physical and mental exercises drawn from the disciplines of Indian meditation (Dhyana) and Chinese gong fu. Keanotherapy focuses the practitioner's mind on the eternal presence of the sea and the sound of the surf, thus to release nervous tension and calm the mind.

Keanotherapy founder and current prime teacher John Billings has almost 50 years of experience in both yogasana and gongfu. Yet his favorite activity will always be sitting quietly by the edge of the sea, where his life began.

keanotherapy is much more effective than tranquilizers.

keanotherapy by John Edgar Boston March 6, 2024

keanotherapy 

a meditative practice combining Yoga pranayama and Gongfu stances, aimed at calming and restoring the practitioner's state of mind.

John just invented Keanotherapy. He must be really into The Matrix.

keanotherapy by John Edgar Boston March 6, 2024