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A greasy pig who normally has a over sized head. They also have very perched arses when they crack their back in science. His hobbies are speaking to himself pretending he is sonic, picking his nose and eating it, perching his back so it cracks and likes to be unhygienic
Oh, he is such a beannn!

Why does the beannn have to sit next to me for!

Hi beannn!!!
beannn by Cheekybeannns123 December 1, 2016
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Beanneck 

Beanneck
Noun: When the neck has become swollen to the point of looking like a bean.
When his boyfriend got a beanneck, the man new it was because of the injury.
Beanneck by TheSpaghetto September 24, 2016
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I’m just beanin
Beanin by Papi senzu September 12, 2020

Beaning Out

You know, flicking the bean

jilling out

rubbing the clit

female masturbation
"Hey, did you see Izzy last night? She was beaning out like crazy! Moaning like a siren!"
Beaning Out by Jigglyjay May 30, 2018
beanin is the vibe of a good time or being crazy(good brazy)
"Yo this nigga aint even beanin rn"
"ion fuck with this nigga he ain't beanin"
"Man im beanin rn"
Beanin by Beanin July 12, 2020

Beantnoor 

A great person with a extraordinary personality Is very kind and talented brings joy to each room he walks in.
Beantnoor is very kind.
Beantnoor by B singh July 27, 2020

J-beaning 

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
J-beaning by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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