Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
1. Lazy, irreverent, uneducated people of Latin American culture that infest our public schools so that their Anchor Babies can learn the English language to translate for their ignorant parents that are too lazy to learn it themselves.

2. Infestation of illegal aliens from Latin America that believe it is there right to fly their flag above the flag of the United States of America.

3. Protesters that feel it their inherent right to violently desecrate the laws of our country while expecting total amnesty for being here illegally.

4. The reason that my children and my neighbor's children could not find summer part time jobs as we did when we were kids.

5. Responsible for the decline of our American Heritage while being accountable for nothing.
All I wanted to do was buy a new drill, but it took me 45 minutes to get through the Home Depot parking lot because all the damn Beaners kept trying to jump in the bed of my truck.
Beaners by phoenixx177 August 23, 2009
Marijuana seeds. Also called beans.
"It smells like there's a big ol' beaner burning in that joint."

"I bought this cheap bag of weed but it is full of beaners."

"Did you clean out all the beans before you packed that pipe?"
beaners by Gordie Howe September 24, 2008
slang for marijuana seeds; usually found in "nigger weed"
Dealer: Yo man u need any bud?
You: Fuck that your shit is grabage and full of beaners.
beaners by BudDhAmAN420 March 27, 2007
1.Mexicans who pick your fruit and without them you will not get your vitamins and shit.
2.Mexicans who will one day take back what you gringos stole from us.
*White boy comes home from school
Dad: What happend to your eye son?
White boy: Those beaners jumped me and took my i pod.
Dad: C'mon son lets go sue them for the money they dont have.

HAHA
beaners by Apathy420 February 13, 2008
It means hello, goodbye, or all right, most commonly mistakened to mean a person from Mexico.
Flo : Ok I have to go!
Melissa : Ok Beaners!
Flo : Beaners! = P
Flo : *leaves*
beaners by Lilly December 16, 2003
B- Bomb ass mofos
E- Everyone loves us
A- Anyone wants to be one
N- Not every one can be amazing
E- Even we are jealous of us
R- Really we know we got it goin on
S- Stop hatin
BEANERS by Prestiromero August 9, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more