beanday

A sad day spent cooking beans at home by yourself.

"Sorry I couldn't make it on Saturday, was a beanday."

by GengarTheGhost April 10, 2017

Baked Bean Day

Celebrated on May 24th, Baked Bean Day is a celebration of the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. This could be of any brand.

John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: You should have baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, it's Baked Bean Day. Thank you for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.

by Doot Snek January 13, 2021

baked bean day

Celebrated on the 24th of May, Baked Bean Day is a day to celebrate the greatest food known to man, baked beans. On this day, you must consume baked beans. These could be produced by any baked bean brand.

John: Hey, what should I have for lunch?
Carol: I'm not sure but it should include baked beans.
John: Oh, yeah, because it's Baked Bean Day. Thanks for reminding me, Carol.
Carol: No problem, John.

by Doot Snek January 13, 2021

National Bean Day

National Bean Day Green, red, kidney, lima, or soy are just a few of the different kinds of beans recognized on National Bean Day on, April 26th.

zack: “yo chad guess what today is?”
chad: “national bean day!!!”

by ilovebeans1 April 26, 2020

beandang diddly wang

when a pissed off mexican puts his small penis in a cat or dog.

"jose is the worst bean dang diddly wang i have ever seen !"

by tommy g. December 11, 2004

bendayan

The art of explaining something in 20 words when it could be done in two.

Wow... I thought it was a really simple concept but somehow he Bendayaned me!

by Truedatz May 21, 2014

Bean Day

Novemeber 25th is the day of bean! Beaners come together to pray to bean god in hope for a golden bean. A platinum bean can also be obtained on this day but only for the luckiest of bean followers. Bean god is coming to earth to bless his followers with many beans. Bean Bean Brothers!

Happy bean day!
I like bean day!
I hope I get a golden Bean!

by Beangod69 October 16, 2019