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Bundaberg Rum
A brand of Rum named after Queensland's suger cane town of 'Bundaberg'. Established by sugar millers and given the polar bear logo because they believed the polar bear wards off the coldest chill. Known around Australia as Bundy (and the bear's name is Bundy Bear).
Trudi: Where are you goin?
Dan: Goin' to the bottle-o to get a bottle of Bundy.
'Bundaberg rum, overproof rum will tan your insides and grow hair on your bum.'
Dan: Goin' to the bottle-o to get a bottle of Bundy.
'Bundaberg rum, overproof rum will tan your insides and grow hair on your bum.'
Bundaberg Rum by Uralla January 11, 2007
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Bundaberg
·Home of Bundy Rum.
·Also a shit boring place to live in. The whole 'Bundy Rum' aspect may be enough to draw in tourists but after they're done taking a tour of how the drink is made I highly doubt they'll find anything else constructive to do. That's if they're still alive.
·Kind of like a combination of the worst parts of a country town and a miniaturized big city.
·Surrounded by towns full of hicks/bogans/yobos for about 350 km in every direction.
·Has it's very own resident hobo, known to pretty much the entire town. He may as well be a celebrity due to the amount of people who know him.
·About half of the male population aged 17-35 enjoys hooning around at night (and day) yelling profanities and insults at anybody who's NOT wearing cut-offs, queer looking sunglasses, sandals, and a gay coloured singlet. Hot girls are also immune from this bullshit. Although they may be subjected to horn honking, wolfwhistles and 'Hey baby!' or 'Nice legs!'.
·If you're not 14-30 and look like you're in a local Hardcore/metal band I'd strongly advise staying off the streets at night. Someone who doesn't fit that description is beat into a coma or something otherwise newsworthy at least once a week. Definitely not a safe place for backpackers (a few years ago a backpacker was pushed off a bridge just for her handbag). Unless of course it's backpackers in numbers. In which case it's not a safe place for anybody at night.
·Also a shit boring place to live in. The whole 'Bundy Rum' aspect may be enough to draw in tourists but after they're done taking a tour of how the drink is made I highly doubt they'll find anything else constructive to do. That's if they're still alive.
·Kind of like a combination of the worst parts of a country town and a miniaturized big city.
·Surrounded by towns full of hicks/bogans/yobos for about 350 km in every direction.
·Has it's very own resident hobo, known to pretty much the entire town. He may as well be a celebrity due to the amount of people who know him.
·About half of the male population aged 17-35 enjoys hooning around at night (and day) yelling profanities and insults at anybody who's NOT wearing cut-offs, queer looking sunglasses, sandals, and a gay coloured singlet. Hot girls are also immune from this bullshit. Although they may be subjected to horn honking, wolfwhistles and 'Hey baby!' or 'Nice legs!'.
·If you're not 14-30 and look like you're in a local Hardcore/metal band I'd strongly advise staying off the streets at night. Someone who doesn't fit that description is beat into a coma or something otherwise newsworthy at least once a week. Definitely not a safe place for backpackers (a few years ago a backpacker was pushed off a bridge just for her handbag). Unless of course it's backpackers in numbers. In which case it's not a safe place for anybody at night.
·Bundaberg is a shithole, I wish I had enough money to buy a house elsewhere. As long as that 'elsewhere' is none of the towns within a 350 sq/km radius.
·There are more attractive women on one block in Sydney than there are in all of Bundaberg.
·If I had a big rock, a 9-iron, a knife, some gasoline and a lighter handy then there'd be no more dickheads driving shitbox cars living in this town.
·Person 1: "Hey dude, it's like 11 pm, let's go hit up McDonald's for some burgers and shit."
Person 2: "Fuck that, I choose life."
Source: I live there.
·There are more attractive women on one block in Sydney than there are in all of Bundaberg.
·If I had a big rock, a 9-iron, a knife, some gasoline and a lighter handy then there'd be no more dickheads driving shitbox cars living in this town.
·Person 1: "Hey dude, it's like 11 pm, let's go hit up McDonald's for some burgers and shit."
Person 2: "Fuck that, I choose life."
Source: I live there.
Bundaberg by ahbugbaiafobaaubSD July 18, 2009
Beardabe
Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."
A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.
A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.
A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.
BeatSabering
BeatSabering by thekfcguy March 11, 2019
Bundaberged
1. To get shafted beyond reason due to no fault of your own. 2. To become the victim of bad luck or bad circumstance 3. To experience luck of the type that resembles the popular Bundaberg Rum which actually tastes foul compared to real rums from The Caribbean.
I went to school that day and when I came home, me mum and da had moved away and even towed away our trailer. I got totally Bundaberged, and I had to live behind our neighbor's doghouse for three weeks until me mum came back to get me.
Bundaberged by rickyukon January 5, 2011
Beander Beanezes
Beander Beanezes by TheLonelyMongoose August 11, 2021