beancap 

a beancap is head ,felatio, yams, yum yums, its wen a chick goes down on you.

sorry sir your wife cant come to the phone shes givin me a beancap

beancap by Dave Rocks April 28, 2008

beancap 

it's when you plug someone in the ass and pull out a small peice of poop or a dingleberry on the head of your cock,you have a beancap.

i'm gonna make her eat this beancap when im done.

beancap by slaveowner April 29, 2008

beancap 

A kid that has small dick and is annoying as fuck.

your such a beancap kid like shut the fuck up

beancap by stfugone April 1, 2019

Beanapika 

The god of beans who is trustworthy and accepting to everyone...except the people who eat beans. It is also a 2 brancelled genius that is a huge weeb

Jake: Do you know who beanapika is?
Emma: Yeah! Isnt that the god of beans?
Beanapika worshippers: ALL HAIL BEANAPIKA....ALLHAIL BEANAPIKA

Beanapika by Lev_NotFound December 3, 2020

bean cap 

Another word for a blowjob.

I just got a bean cap off of Leann Cambell.

bean cap by Bill English September 26, 2004

beaucapiful 

The result of combining "extremely beautiful" and "highly capable." Calling or referring to a girlfriend as beaucapiful is a complement that can help dail down the seriousness level in a situation or conversation because usually found to be cute and or playful, especially when dropped nonchalantly, in a matter of fact sort of way.

Baby, keep your chin up. The only reason those girls at your work have been making things difficult for you is because you are so much more beaucapiful than them. And everyone knows it.

beaucapiful by Bluespiller June 13, 2016

Beancake 

1. Any cake, sweet or savoury, that counts beans among its chief distinguishing ingredients.

2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)

3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.

Finding that the Cantonese-style red beancake was much to his liking, Jason ordered several more for the road

Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town

The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour

Beancake by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017