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fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.
Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

midget in a bean bag chair 

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.
Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

Slutty Bean Bag Chair 

An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.
Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.

Chinese Beanbag Chair 

Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.
I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026