bealsing 

The act of forcible sexual intercourse, and if done properly, the victim stops breathing.

The bealsing was considered successful after she stopped breathing.

bealsing by Shakelford, Rusty June 24, 2006

Bealing 

Scottish slang word for raging or livid

"Ah wiz bealing when that wee ned smashed up ma motor"

"what are you so bealing about?"

"he'll be bealing when he finds out you snogged his bird"

Bealing by Dave Conor September 26, 2007

beansing 

quitting at a game such as poker

Ian sucks at poker, he's gonna beans
Swig is an idiot, he's beansing

beansing by Mulberry July 12, 2006

Beansing 

beansing; beansed; "to have beans on one's shirt"

Beansing
verb.
1) To thoroughly embarrass oneself, by way of ineptitude or stupidity.

Beansed
verb. (past tense)

"to have beans on one's shirt"
phrase.
(see baked beans) To wear a non-physical "badge" signifying you have achieved an impressive, continued or consistant level of ineptitude, wearing the "beans" as a reminder of your spectacular incompetence. It is implied that the degrading "badge" will remain as a semi-permanent reminder, as would the mark that might be left by spilling baked beans on your shirt.

"I wish I was better at pool, but I keep *beansing* up all my shots"
"Barry is such a pepega, he completey *beansed* that up"
"I tried to show off my juggling skills in front of my class, but I failed spectacularly, now *I have beans all over my shirt*"

Beansing by for bst results cook at 1.21gw January 21, 2020

bealing 

A word commonly found in the North of England to describe crying. It is almost aslways used in a derogatory way to ridicule the opponent

(tauntingly)''Aww, look at him! He's gunna start bealing soon!''

bealing by B Scarfe January 16, 2008

beansing 

To beans out is to;

a) mistype/misspell/misinterpret any english or other language within any form of electronic communication. eg. email, sms, facebook, telegraph etc
b) completely miss (ie. oblivious to) a significant topic of discussion within the emails
c) unleash an inner against towards any and all females after * amount of alcohol
d) turn rabid at the potential for any kind of female sexual activity (eg. to howl like a wolf when a car of girls flashing drives past you on the way home from the cricket)
e) spiral into a frenzy/uncontrollable rage/fit at the possibility of spiderhole action
f) all of the above

- Fucking wow, Oli, beans out harder cunt.
- You totally beans'd that, cunt.
- Yeah, he's been beansing out all week.

beansing by jaselol January 14, 2010

beansing 

yelling the word beans at random people as you drive down the street.

Swig is Beansing that old lady on the sidewalk

Swig: BEANS!!!!!

Peter is Beansing that little kid on his bike

Peter: BEANS!!!!!

beansing by CaptinAwesome5 July 19, 2006