Bealing 

Scottish slang word for raging or livid

"Ah wiz bealing when that wee ned smashed up ma motor"

"what are you so bealing about?"

"he'll be bealing when he finds out you snogged his bird"

Bealing by Dave Conor September 26, 2007

bealing 

A word commonly found in the North of England to describe crying. It is almost aslways used in a derogatory way to ridicule the opponent

(tauntingly)''Aww, look at him! He's gunna start bealing soon!''

bealing by B Scarfe January 16, 2008

Bealing 

When you snapchat someone so much they block you.

Dude he's Bealing the shit out of her.

Bealing by Cuz Benny August 6, 2016

Ian Bealing 

Ian Bealing is a term used when you have to hold in a laugh/squeal/snigger in an awkward situation such as at work when its deadly quiet or at a funeral and as a result of trying to laugh quietly or not laugh at all you end up pulling the infamous Ian Beale face.

I'm totally Ian Bealing right now

Have you seen Jessye shes Ian Bealing at a joke I told her!

Trying my best not to Ian Beale right now

Ian Bealing by SatansLittleLover69 October 8, 2019

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.

I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.

beating army by Chesty J December 1, 2014