beadist 

Someone that is very particular on sizing of beads.

“I only like skinny beads on my bracelet.” “Then you’re a beadist.”

beadist by TheBeadist October 8, 2023

Beardist

Any person who is against the having or growing of beards due to discomfort for themselves.

Cristina refused to make out with him because he had a beard. She is now a well known beardist in the community due to her anti-beard actions.

Beardist by bigeyedfeesh March 17, 2011

Bradistan 

Slang name for West Yorkshire city of Bradford, so-called due to large Musilim population. Majority of Asian population of Pakistani extract, hence the merging of the names Bradford and Pakistan to 'Bradistan'.

Ahmed: I need to go into Leeds for a pint of milk and some curry powder.

Muhammed: Why not go to Bradistan. The streets are vibrant with multiculturalism, and the curry powder prices can't be beat.

Ahmed: Shut the fuck up.

Bradistan by Mr Stabby March 21, 2005

Beazist 

An affectionate name for a pet, an animal, or a loved one. Derived from the word "Beast", and the name "Beezus" from the Ramona books.

Come over here, Beazist! Hello, Beazist.

Beazist by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Breadist 

A person who constantly buys excessive amounts of bread, more than normally it will be chocolate bread.

wyatt, wee-a-tuh-tuh Kurimskr's, ker-em-skers mom is an extreme breadist.

Breadist by Wyatt's Mom April 12, 2014

Beardist

Noun: Beardist; Plural noun: Beardists

1. A person or persons who think you look like someone else just because you both have beards.

Adjective.
2. showing or feeling discrimination or prejudice against people with beards, or believing that a particular beard is superior to another.

beard racist

Beardist: Hey TK, that guy looks exactly like you!
TK: Why? Because he has a beard too?! You are such a beardist.

Beardist: Man, that guys beard is way nicer than yours!

TK: Not all beards are created equal but I would appreciate if you liked them just the same! You are being a beardist to both of us.

Beardist by Justiceforbeards July 17, 2018

beanisty 

Adjective; The quality of being fraught with an overwhelming number of petty annoyances.

After missing the bus, having a run-in with your credit card company, breaking up your dogs' fight, an argument with your spouse, and banging your head on a cabinet, you might ask yourself, "When will this freaking beanisty day end?"

beanisty by J. Star January 9, 2006