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wanna be not chavs 

wanna be not chavs are poeple who once upon a time listened chris brown and usher, but now because it has become encredibly unacceptable to be anything but a prissy little rich girl who looks like top shop has thrown up on them and that thev'ye "ALWAYS" listened to hard core rock! they are chavs at heart but can't show their true colours! poor things! they squeeze their anerexic bodies into drainpipes whilst we all know they'd really rather be wearing trackies and impossibly scraped backed gelled hair!
sometimes they'll listen to R&B in a retro ironic way, when really it's just so they can face another day of not being a chav!
wanna be not chavs is, she is thin wears all designer teamed with camden market, she looks good, of course... but wait didn't i see her at the chris brown concert when rock wasn't fashoinable?!
wanna be not chavs by shabaz September 8, 2006

It is good day to be not dead! 

Phrase to say when you are having a good day because of your mortal existence
H: It is good day to be not dead!
E: POW you are dead
H: IM DEAD

protect the booty and not be fruity 

protect the booty and not be fruity — prison slang for tactics used by inmates to protect themselves from prison rape.

If any of them actually worked, prison rape would not occur.

To not be raped in prison you must have a low score on the statistical indicators below. If you can check one or more of the the following factors below you are likely to be targeted for sexual assault the moment you enter a penal facility:

Youthful age
good looks
ambiguous sexual orientation

Characteristics that mark you as a candidate for abuse are:

small size
physical weakness
being white
being gay
being a first offender
possessing "feminine" characteristics such as long hair or a high voice
being unassertive or unaggressive
being shy
being intellectual
not being street-smart
being “passive"
having been convicted of a sexual offense against a minor
entering prison not associated with a set or a gang

Prisoners with one or more of these characteristics typically face an increased risk of sexual abuse, and prisoners with several overlapping characteristics are much more likely than other inmates to be targeted for abuse.

The best way to avoid prison rape is to stay out of prison at all costs. If you are reading an Urban Dictionary entry you need to avoid prison. And, if you write Urban Dictionary entries YOU REALLY NEED TO STAY OUT OF PRISON!!!!!!
According to Department of Corrections statistics there are several ways to protect the booty and not be fruity. If any of them actually worked; then, prison rape would be nonexistent.

the manny will not be televised 

"The Manny will not be televised" is a phrase used as a chant for revolution, particularly in regards to police reformation. It was coined by user @themannyspotted on TikTok at an Oregon protest sometime in early-mid 2020, and is a reference to both the 1970 song/poem "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" by Gil Scott-Heron, and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid character Manny Heffley.

The phrase is typically used as either a chant at a police reformation/Black Lives Matter protest, or as a social media caption for pictures of political graffiti featuring Manny Heffley's head, in support of the movement.
"See that Black Lives Matter graffiti? The Manny will not be televised!"

It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad

it's 😍 just 🔪 a 💀 sussy 👀 baka 😈 and 😅 it ✔ can 🤷 ♀️ not 🚫 be 😐 that 👻 bad 🙄
i 😂 feel 💀 like 🚫 an 😅 impostor 😈 i 🙄 might 🤷 ♀️ just 😐 be ✔ a 😊 monster 😢
It's just a sussy baka and it can not be that bad
The Cigarette Duet - Princess Chelsea

bitches should be seen not heard 

What you say in response to a noisy ho or a friend's complaints about a female that talks too much.
Mike Tyson: I felt very hurted when my wife brought up my problems with premature ejaculation into a conversation. I wanted to gouge her eyes out, stomp on her ovaries, and murder her children. Bitches should be seen not heard you know?
DMX: UH HUUUUUHHHHH!!!! ARGHHHH *BARK* *BARK*