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Baytown "9"

A grading scale for women from Baytown, Texas with;

3 kids (from three different daddies)
3 tattoos
3 teeth
He's from Baytown. His wife if what you would call a Baytown "9".
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baytok Baytown bayto bayton Bartók Bastok batok granny Baykok Baytoe Baytona
a cute yet spoiled little brat but given time people would love her
shes such a bayto because of how people have treated her.
bayto by fablex June 4, 2010
A crappy city East of Houston that has absolutely nothing to do or see except for a mediocre mall in which half of the stores are either closed or run by asians.
At least you dont live in baytown
baytown by D of Tejas August 5, 2008
The Baykok is a character from the Anishinaabe aadizookaan, which is said to fly though the forests of the Great Lakes region. The cries of Baykok are also described as being shrill. Described as "Death" in The Song of Hiawatha, it is said to appear as an extremely emaciated skeleton-like figure, with thin translucent skin and glowing red points for eyes. The Baykok only preys upon warriors, but does so ruthlessly, using invisible arrows or beating its prey to death with a club. The Baykok, after paralyzing or killing its prey, then devours the liver of its victim.

"Hey Greg, What is happ- Holy shit its baykok!!"
Baykok by Alan C. Christ April 23, 2008
Place where half the students who go to the University of Houston are from.
Baytown is so boring, I can't even remember what it's like.
“It’s means a woman’s gonna fuck a guy”

This term was defined by beetlejuice on the Howard Stern show while promoting his app.
Bro 1: Bro that chick over there is eyeing me down.
Bro 2: Baytona!!!
Baytona by Keemmcmeme June 27, 2021