bayode 

A name a close friend will give you as a joke or friendly insult

Friend : hello you young noob
You : hello ya bayode

bayode by MeMeBigBoy1234321 May 17, 2018

Bayoen 

Arle's 7th spell in the Puyo Puyo series. She dances around like a fucking monkey while shooting nuisance puyos and flowers out of her body or something when doing the bayoen.

Someone: Yes! I think my puyo chain is gonna go over 7!
Arle: BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN! BAYOEN!

Someone: Beautiful.

Bayoen by Kreous February 23, 2021

spanish bayonet 

take your erect penis and put it in a "stand and stuff" taco. after this is done you add your desired taco filling. after the shell is filled around your penis, you feed the spanish bayonet to your respected partner(s)

I made that girl eat my "spanish bayonet"

spanish bayonet by extreme jeeper October 14, 2011

Bayonetta 

A single - player video game for PS3 and XBox 360, which gameplay and graphic appearance is comparable to the Devil May Cry series, Dante's Inferno and other Hack & Slay adventures.

Bayonetta is the name of the main character - the witch Bayonetta.

Bayonetta: 'Don't fuck with a witch'.

Bayonetta by Abbadon [IA] July 1, 2011

bayonette the wounded 

v. gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party

Bruce Lee: Why are you drinking that warm ass beer from yesterday??
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded

bayonette the wounded by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

bayonetting the wounded 

(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.

Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.

As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.

I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.

bayonetting the wounded by megalomaniacal girl December 12, 2008

Bayonetta 

A video game character who is a sexy girl boss lesbian who manipulates men into doing all her stuff. She has sex with multiple women and uses the suffering of men for pleasure

me: “hey have you played that game with the lesbian witch who slays people with her sexiness”
friend: “oh yeah your talking about bayonetta”

Bayonetta by BOOTY_BOUNCE February 23, 2022