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Heathers and Baxters
#1:A super slut who is willing to suck any dick OR pussy
#2:Also know as a girl who has perticipated in a home made porno who resides in the 28570
#3:A girl with flappy pussy lips
#2:Also know as a girl who has perticipated in a home made porno who resides in the 28570
#3:A girl with flappy pussy lips
#1: (girl#1) she told me she went down on guys and girls...
(girl#2) ewwww what a heathers and baxters
#2: Yeah I was into her until all the guys put in some video and it was that girl from school,what a Heathers and Baxters
#3: I went down to eat that pussy out and it was all Heathers and Baxters
(girl#2) ewwww what a heathers and baxters
#2: Yeah I was into her until all the guys put in some video and it was that girl from school,what a Heathers and Baxters
#3: I went down to eat that pussy out and it was all Heathers and Baxters
Heathers and Baxters by paybacksabitchandsoamI October 7, 2008
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Marjory Stewart-Baxter
*Another finger-puppet friend of Salad Fingers
who is the only female puppet out of all three puppets.
*A very beautiful woman.
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The David Baxter
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Saint Baxter’s Cathedral
Located in the curvy rear valley of ultimate 21st century sex goddess, Maitland Ward Baxter, Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is a magnificent erotic sanctified place of worship. Thousands upon thousands of loyal Ward Worshipers praise this Holiest of Holies on a daily basis, wishing they were worthy enough to enter its divine splendor. It is currently unknown if any man has actually ever entered Saint Baxter’s Cathedral, but many a man would sell their souls to make that holy pilgrimage
Saint Baxter’s Cathedral is the universally undisputed Holiest of Holies.
I would give my left nut for the opportunity to enter Saint Baxter's Cathedral.
I would give my left nut for the opportunity to enter Saint Baxter's Cathedral.
Saint Baxter’s Cathedral by Colt_Seavers September 20, 2019
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