Baxtered

A state of extreme drunken hilarity. Can be rated on levels 1 through 20.

"I'm so Baxtered right now", "You're so Baxtered", "I'm getting Baxtered tonight!", "Im like 20 Baxters right now"

by Miles E January 6, 2008

Baxtered

To get caught masturbating in school; specifically in a recording room or bathroom.

Aaron: Did you hear about Brandon?
Matt: Yea, I heard he got Baxtered in the bathroom by his music teacher
Aaron: Haha yea, smh....

by bluewaffle bukkake May 19, 2010

double baxtered

When a state champ and his future state champ crush you at the same time ( any sport , same result)

Eric And son double Baxtered MH in the leg and face

by Russthebus August 29, 2021

battered sav

Originally an Australian term for a hot dog sausage (saveloy) battered and deep fried, commentary of the 2000 Olympics Men's Gymnastics by Australian comedic duo Roy & HG on "The Dream" redefined it as a move where a (male) gymnast leaps into the air, lands in a push-up position and touches his groin to the floor - thereby 'battering' his 'sav'.
See also: flat bag, hello boys, dutch wink, crazy date, party date, spinning date

.. and the russian gymnast lands the double corkscrew, now he batters the sav... yes, that was a nice battered sav, straight into the crazy date

by MartinBartinFargo May 27, 2007

battered

Beaten up in a fight - laid out, fucked up

dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong

by TheHunterOfPussy November 26, 2016

Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

by little sparrow May 16, 2017

battered

To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.

I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty!

by Kristian Aitken July 2, 2003