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A nice latino, who is strong and very charmy. He loves a blowjob at 10:00 am. He is great at basketball, baseball, and football. He is also the cousin of El Chapo and is a drug dealer.
Harry: Hey baustista, hows your day ?

baustista : Its good
baustista by The White Kobe November 29, 2016
Words you can keep

Batistas 

The upper part of the trapezius.
Batista (WWE Superstar) is known for having a big trapezius.
Because he was working out his back, the size of his Batistas increased.
Batistas by Kingpanda5 December 27, 2009
a man whose weight is always changing from the view of J.R.
(Armageddon)J.R.: BATISTA IS 275 POUNDS

(Royal Rumble) J.R.:BATISTA IS 310 POUNDS

(one nite on raw) J.R.: BATISTA IS 320 POUNDS
batista by wrestlingfreak123 April 16, 2004

Batista Pills

An enchantment pill made by Dave Batista which increases your muscles in size. This method makes you instantly a Dave and no one in mankind can stop you
Bruce: Hey Dave is there any way i can increase my biceps size?
Dave: Let me show you the Batista pills i produced.
*Bruce eats pill*
*Bruce becomes Hulk*
Batista Pills by Koulas April 15, 2018

Baptista 

Baptista, is a wonderful girl, she's nice, funny easy to get along with, very shy, but once you get to no her more you will see she's not so shy. she has black or brown hair, has brown eyes, and really nice lips. Baptista is quite mad so you start getting rude to her, she will bug out very easily. Baptista can be anyone's best friend, so if your her best friend your lucky to have her in your life. she doesn't take anyone's side to just feels like what's true for her.
wow baptista can be anyone's best friend.
I want to be her best firend.
A rare Ukrainian surname, which describes an extremely strong, powerful, pretty and smart woman/girl.
- Wow, just look at the girl that stands next to the statue, she looks breathtaking
- Yep, she's amazing, her surname must be Basista!
Basista by karell.6969 March 29, 2021
A really pretty guy with a 16 pack who is more likely to have a very huge dick
How big is bautistas dick?
16 inches
Bautista by Panlo567 February 8, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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