baunched

The result of one smoking a fat-ass J or drinking a one or two C45s

woa, eyes about to bleed, that dude is BAUNCHED!

by David Simpson September 29, 2005

bausched

the repetition of a story so many times that those immediately around you are able to repeat it verbatim, including your own embellishments, thus making the story become epic whether its legend worthy or not.

Cory bausched up his days playing club football where he "averaged 6 sacks a game" and "once blocked a punt with the opposing team's guard" .

by AgentPantz February 26, 2008

Bunched

To be at the maximum level of hungover a human being can possibly sustain.

I’m so bunched this morning I’m going to binge watch Sabrina The Teenage Witch and eat left over Taco Bell

by Goose10304 August 29, 2021

bausched

The act of having your flight delayed by a mind-boggling combination of weather, act of god, flight crew timing out, plane maintenance, etc... This happens to you no matter how well you plan or pray for easy travel.

When trying to fly home from a job interview in Washington D.C., Roy was bausched as his flight was delayed by lightly falling snow (less than 1/2 inch), then a storm system stopped another plane from reaching Washington to fly him home, and finally his flight crew timed out on the Tarmac. The airline was completely unapologetic.

by FBomb07 January 10, 2009

bunched

To be upset, or angry and to have one's panties in a bunch.

Sally's bunched because she doesn't have a date to the dance.

Tim's all bunched up because he didn't prepare for the board meeting.

by JerseyLinds August 22, 2006

bauncher

wack, sucks, horrible.

That movie was bauncher.
or
She gives baucher head.

by David M. May 30, 2004

brady bunched

had sex with multiple members of the same family

I totally brady bunched her, her sister, and her mom.

by bob spawn August 28, 2012