5 inch bunch up

The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent

Those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up

by Oobox July 11, 2006

bunched up like a mini skirt

When something goes wrong or your put in a horrible situation.

"You just pissed in my ear! Thats bunched up like a mini skirt!"

by Low Brass And Alex September 17, 2006

When a girls vagina or any given orifice is crammed together onto itself usually due to a dry penis or any given larger object.

I was at Sallys last night. She got bunched up!

by Squirm112 March 21, 2016