battle scars

the brown marks left at the bottom of the toilet after taking a vigorous poop.

man: someone left some mean battle scars at the bottom of the toilet.

man2: that was me, i just took a huge poop.

by ted sells June 11, 2006

battle scars

The stretch marks women get from pregnancy. Anyone who rejects this is just stupid.

Tina had five kids, no wonder why she had so many battle scars.

by OhdaBanyan August 29, 2007

battle scars

The red marks left on your forearms after leaning forward while taking a dump. The longer the squat, the more defined the battle scars.

"I took a forty minute crap earlier. Serious battle scars."

by d'rof71 July 26, 2007

battle scar

A tiny scar or mark that a bro likes to point out and pretend is hardcore even though he got it from eating shit off a ten inch hight dirt ramp.

Bro: dude you should see my battle scars
Guy: oh, how'd you get that?
Bro: uhhh.... you know....

by KittyKatKiller February 05, 2010

Battle Scars

Spots where skin has rubbed off of the genitalia from masturbating with a subtence that is too thin

water, body soap, dish soap, siliva, or anything else that would be stupid to use would be considered in giving you Battle Scars!

by SoberLeprechaun October 13, 2010

Battle Scars

Self Harm scars. Many people refer to Self Harm scars as Battle Scars. Because some people look at them and it’s a reminder that they survived.

Sarah: "Yes, I have battle scars."
Joe: "What are battle scars?"
Sarah: "It's what I refer to my self harm scars as"
Joe: "That's actually cool, but i'm sorry you went through that"

by astridsplusearth June 25, 2023

Battle scar

The act of cuming in a sock and them putting dog treats in there and beating your girlfriend in the face with it.

Last night i gave my girl a battle scar

by the mexi gardener January 10, 2009