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battle scars 

the brown marks left at the bottom of the toilet after taking a vigorous poop.
man: someone left some mean battle scars at the bottom of the toilet.

man2: that was me, i just took a huge poop.
battle scars by ted sells June 11, 2006

Battle Scars 

Self Harm scars. Many people refer to Self Harm scars as Battle Scars. Because some people look at them and it’s a reminder that they survived.
Sarah: "Yes, I have battle scars."
Joe: "What are battle scars?"
Sarah: "It's what I refer to my self harm scars as"
Joe: "That's actually cool, but i'm sorry you went through that"

battle scars 

The stretch marks women get from pregnancy. Anyone who rejects this is just stupid.
Tina had five kids, no wonder why she had so many battle scars.
battle scars by OhdaBanyan August 29, 2007

battle scars 

The red marks left on your forearms after leaning forward while taking a dump. The longer the squat, the more defined the battle scars.
"I took a forty minute crap earlier. Serious battle scars."
battle scars by d'rof71 July 26, 2007

Beach Battle Scars 

n. And injury sustained for a trip to a beach. Most common forms are sun burn, scrapes for seashells, or sand in the vagina.
No way am I going today, I haven't finished tending to my beach battle scars from last time.

River Battle Scars

After a weekend at the river you return home with, cuts, bumps, bruises, and bite marks that you can't explain how the heck they got there.
OMG! More "River Battle Scars" are appearing on my body What the hell did we do this weekend.

Looks like you went sailing with the Captain this weekend, did he Ravage your body and Plunder your Booty??
River Battle Scars by Lucky Lackey September 8, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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