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After a weekend at the river you return home with, cuts, bumps, bruises, and bite marks that you can't explain how the heck they got there.
OMG! More "River Battle Scars" are appearing on my body What the hell did we do this weekend.

Looks like you went sailing with the Captain this weekend, did he Ravage your body and Plunder your Booty??
by Lucky Lackey September 08, 2010
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