battle boner

(n) An erection experienced after the blood lust of engaging in heavy combat and emerging victorious against a far inferior force. The stiffness and duration is directly proportional to the size of the enemy force destroyed and is often used by historians as a measure of the scope of the defeat suffered by the losing side.

After blowing up an entire column of enemy tanks, the pilot of the A-10 climbed out of his jet sporting a raging battle boner so hard and long he was at risk of suffering permanent damage.

by flying spaghetti monster 1 June 28, 2012

Boner Battle

A game where a group of guys watch porn and whoever gets a boner first loses.

I won the boner battle! Maybe I watch too much porn...

by anonyhorny October 23, 2009

bottle boner

The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.

Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.

by Bottle Boner July 25, 2016

Brittle Battlebones Syndrome

When a person plays Battlefield online so much they get Carpal Tunnel

Joseph could not participate in the Battlefield tournament due to Brittle Battlebones Syndrome.

by apachebeard February 1, 2015